How can I be sure that what you are saying is true and not the fruit of your sick imagination?

You Judas! If Lola was here, she would not hesitate for a second hitting you in the head with a dirty toilet brush.

Anyhow, she really does exist, and I don't mean just in our hearts. Actually, I have a picture of her, Taken at her early, more-than-just-one-tooth years in front of Copa Cabana at Habana de Cuba, where she worked as a dancer. Rumour has it that Fidel and Che were faithful customers. The latter sadly passed to her the filthy habit of cigar-smoking.

I am still unconvinced. You do sound like a sick person yourself. How do I know that you did not pass 7h on Photoshop putting up this montage? I want some tangible proof!

Is that you again, Judas? I will remain zen though, if only for Lola's sake. And this is her song. Written by Barry Manilow in person. Fyi, he was also madly in love with her. Tangible enough? One more such question though and I'll report you directly to comrade Lola.

Has any man ever resisted Lola? Do you happen to know who her lovers were?

Lola cleans toilets for a living. I am a man. We don't frequent the same places at the same time. But I happen to have seen some of her ex's. For all the curious among you, have a look at the Gallery...

I want to read more of Lola. Has she written anything else since?

Now, that's a question as I like them! Yes, to my knowledge she has. Triggered by a clogged sewage tube, she wrote this story, that was also deleted from the Atrium, due to its subversive content.

I think I am slowly falling in love with Lola. What should I do?

Now, that's a hard one. I can only tell you what I would do. Run.

You acid snob! When all I needed was a friend...

Exactly. Lola needs a man, not a friend.

How would you know? Have you ever had sex with Lola?

Nope. Although the thought has crossed my mind.It's just that our schedules don't match.

I'd like to have a personal object of Lola, if you know what I mean... Can I?

Sure, whatever turns you on! How about this one?